The Ultimate ‘MERICA OVERLOAD T-Shirt

The Ultimate ‘MERICA OVERLOAD T-Shirt

Because Subtlety Can Get Skull-Fucked By A Bald Eagle

LISTEN HERE, YOU GLORIOUS FREEDOM-BREATHING SHITWADS! This isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s a visual demonstration of what happens when liberty and testosterone have a baby in an ammunition factory. We took everything that makes America rock-hard and cranked that shit past 11.

What You’re Looking At, Patriots:

• One jacked-as-fuck American warrior mid-battle cry
• Beer in one hand because hydration is important
• Machine gun in the other because fuck yeah
• Background stuffed with eagles 
• Fireworks that’ll trigger PTSD in your neighbor’s Prius
• So many American flags the wind gets tired from waving them

Technical Details:

• Image so intense it makes your chest hair grow chest hair
• Colors brighter than the flash of your last bad decision
• Quality sharper than the knife you definitely have in your boot
• Fabric that’s been pre-blessed by truck nuts

Perfect For:

• Making snowflakes melt faster than your ex’s heart
• Getting “randomly” selected at airport security
• Becoming everyone’s emergency contact at the local bar
• Asserting dominance at PTA meetings
• Making the TV guide look like communist propaganda

WARNING – May Cause:

• Spontaneous explosion of lesser shirts
• Immediate revocation of your vegetarian card
• Uncontrollable urges to jump your neighbor’s pool on a riding mower
• Sudden ability to taste colors and smell freedom
• Automatic subscription to Guns & Ammo magazine
• Your cell phone to only play Kid Rock

Sizes: From “Rebel” to “Whole Damn Republic”

Care Instructions:

• Wash in beer and freedom
• Dry in the heat of battle
• Or just wear it into the shower like a real patriot
• If anyone asks about the smell, it’s called “victory”

Pairs Best With:

• Cut-off camo shorts
• Combat boots at the beach
• That story about that one time at that one bar
• A complete misunderstanding of volume control
• Restraining orders from foreign embassies

Warning: This shirt is so American, it automatically files a tax extension every April. Not responsible for any international incidents, diplomatic crises, or spontaneous monster truck rallies that may occur while wearing.

Side Note: If you have to ask if this shirt is appropriate for your cousin’s wedding, the answer is fuck yes it is

.: The tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. 
.: All shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton 

MADE IN ‘MERICA