The “Defender of Freedom” T-Shirt

For Those Who Fight Against The Tyranny of Basic Bullshit

Listen up, you magnificent freedom-loving bastards – this shirt is for every glorious SOB who’s ever told their HOA to shove their mailbox color requirements straight up their bureaucratic ass.

Built For Freedom-Fighting Badasses:

• Soft as fuck cotton, because fighting the power doesn’t mean your nipples need to chafe
• Breathable fabric for when you’re working up a sweat telling politicians to eat a bag of dicks
• Looks equally badass at both dive bars and jury duty
• Perfect for flipping off surveillance cameras

Ideal For:

• People who respond to “papers please” with “fuck off nazi”
• Anyone who’s ever started a bar fight over property taxes
• The hero who keeps setting off fireworks in February just because they can
• Champions who take their shirt off at Applebee’s because this is America, dammit

Special Features:

• Extra room for tactical beer belly
• Reinforced threads to withstand excessive bird-flipping
• Strategic design placement for maximum impact during drunk history rants
• Pairs well with cheap whiskey and questionable decisions

WARNING: Side effects may include:

• Sudden urges to headbutt authority figures
• Spontaneous shouting of “FREEDOM!” at pigeons
• Overwhelming desire to do donuts in empty parking lots
• Inexplicable ability to quote constitutional amendments while hammered

Sizes: From “1776” to “Full Battleship”

Care Instructions: Wash it whenever the hell you want. We’re not your mom. Freedom means freedom from laundry instructions.

Note: This shirt does not make you above the law, but it does make you look cool while explaining yourself to law enforcement.*

.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. 

.: All  shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% U.S. cotton. 

MADE IN ‘MERICA!!!