The “STAY FREE” Battle Eagle T-Shirt

Because Peace Was Never a Fucking Option

LISTEN UP, YOU HARDENED SONS OF LIBERTY! This isn’t just another “eagle with guns” shirt – this is what happens when freedom gets pissed off and decides to take out the trash. We’ve created the most aggressive piece of cotton-based warfare since Sherman’s neck tattoo.

What We’re Working With Here:

• One absolutely shit-housed eagle that’s seen some things
• Dual-wielding machine guns because one just ain’t enough
• Eyes that say “I’ve killed for less than what you’re thinking”
• Backdrop looking like the end credits of civilization
• Tattered flag that’s been through more shit than your divorce
• “STAY FREE” text that makes liberty look like a threat

Technical Specs:

• So detailed you can see the eagle’s war crimes
• Colors darker than your ex’s soul
• Battle-worn effects that’ll make your therapist need therapy
• Design that screams “I file my taxes with brass casings”

Perfect For:

• Making lesser eagles question their life choices
• Getting “randomly selected” everywhere you go
• Turning peace talks into strength competitions
• Becoming the reason they update the Geneva Convention
• Making doves migrate permanently

WARNING – Side Effects Include:

• Spontaneous tactical reloads at Walmart
• Ability to smell weakness from three counties away
• Sudden urge to dig fighting holes in your front yard
• Automatic disqualification from anger management class
• Your coffee starts tasting like gunpowder

Sizing: From “Tactical” to “Nuclear Option”

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your enemies)
• Tumble dry on “scorched earth” setting
• Or just let it air dry while doing recon
• Iron? That’s what the guns are for

Best Worn While:

• Staring intensely at nothing in particular
• Planning your bug-out strategy at Applebee’s
• Making eye contact with surveillance cameras
• Converting oxygen into pure intimidation
• Discussing “contingency plans” for the apocalypse

Note: This shirt is so aggressive, it makes other tactical gear look like baby clothes. If someone asks if you’re okay, you’re wearing it correctly.

 

Warning: Not responsible for any international incidents, spontaneous declarations of war, or sudden inclusion on government watchlists while wearing this shirt. The eagle’s trigger discipline is better than yours.

.: The tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. 
.: All shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton 

MADE IN ‘MERICA