Alpha Company Outfitters™ Premium Tee

Where Attitude Meets Quality, and Quality Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Welcome to the apex of apparel, you magnificent bastard. This isn’t just another shirt – this is Alpha Company Outfitters, where we turn cotton into consciousness-altering comfort. We don’t just make shirts; we make statements that tell the world “Yeah, I know what quality is, and I wear it like I stole it.”

Built With Pure Alpha Energy:

• Premium cotton so soft it makes silk feel like sandpaper
• Construction tougher than your ex’s lawyer
• Stitching that would survive a nuclear apocalypse
• That perfect fit that says “I lift, but I also enjoy nachos”

Perfect For:

• Bad decisions made with good friends
• Looking dangerous at grocery stores
• Making lesser shirts feel inadequate
• Becoming the main character at random social events

Features That Put Other Brands to Shame:

• Reinforced collar because you’re not some basic bitch who accepts neck stretch
• Strategic seam placement for maximum swagger
• Fabric that breathes better than your buddy after climbing one flight of stairs
• That perfect weight that says “I paid more than $7 for this shirt and I’m worth it”

WARNING: Side Effects Include:

• Spontaneous respect from strangers
• Excessive confidence in dive bars
• Sudden ability to dominate casual conversations
• Risk of becoming everyone’s goto “that guy who always looks good”

Sizes: From “Tactical Athletic” to “Tactically Athletic”

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, because hot water is for cowards. Tumble dry medium, or air dry while doing burpees. Iron? Please. Real alphas let their natural heat smooth out the wrinkles.

Note: Alpha Company Outfitters is not responsible for any excessive attention, random high-fives, or sudden promotions that may occur while wearing this shirt.

.: All  shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% U.S. cotton. 

MADE IN ‘MERICA!!!