“Beards Wisdom Dad” T-shirt

The “Beards Wisdom Dad” T-Shirt

*Because facial hair and fatherhood are basically the same thing*

Listen up, you magnificent bearded bastards of paternity – this shirt is for every dad whose face looks like it ate another face. Whether your beard contains actual wisdom or just yesterday’s breakfast, you’re living that glorious life where facial hair and fatherly advice become one majestic entity.

**Why This Shirt Rules:**

– As soft as your beard wishes it was

– Hides baby spit-up as well as your beard hides your double chin

– Perfect for stroking thoughtfully while dispensing completely random advice

– Pairs well with cargo shorts and the ability to sense when someone touched the thermostat

Ideal For:

– Dads who stroke their beard while googling how to fix stuff

– Men whose beard maintenance costs more than their kid’s college fund

– Fathers who somehow always have snacks hidden in their facial hair

– Anyone who’s ever used “because I said so” while pointing to their beard for emphasis

Features:

– Available in colors that complement “I haven’t slept since 2019” eye bags

– Roomy enough to accommodate tactical dad bod

– Perfect for both dispensing wisdom and falling asleep in the recliner

WARNING: Side effects may include:

– Uncontrollable urge to start sentences with “Back in my day…”

– Sudden ability to detect when lights are left on in empty rooms

– Spontaneous dad joke eruptions

– Enhanced beard-stroking capabilities

Sizes: From “Just Started Growing A Beard” to “Actually Gandalf”

Care Instructions: Wash it whenever your beard starts judging you. Or when your partner gives you that look. You know the one.

*Note: Beard growth not included. Wisdom sold separately. Dad jokes come automatically.*

.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. 
.: All  shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% U.S. cotton. 

MADE IN ‘MERICA!!!